Koach goes Krazy
Posted By: Anonymous
Saturday, March 17, 2007

On the verge of the play-offs the Sultans are in complete disarray.  Team Koach, GM, and Executive in charge of personnel, game sheets, puck bag and wing ordering Gibbs blasted the team after the last regular season game.  The rant that makes the Sutter's look like Howie Meeker has angered the entire line up.  Gibbs benched a number of players (most notably J. Steer, although there are concerns that he's still on the wagon so maybe it's for the best) for what he called "stupid loser dumb play", and called out the rest of the line-up.  Players would not go on the record but off the record the common theme was complaints about how could koach Gibbs, who is one of the worst forwards in the league, complain about the team's play.  The only good move Gibbs made was benching out of shape Smith, who can score goals but has maybe had one too many shots of the "Ole Black Rum".  Concerns have also been raised about goaltending, in particular, how can a guy laugh through the entire game.  Team doctor Gibbs has hinted that it's a cheap form of crack but they are treating the goaltender with medication (acid).  Come out and cheer on this laughing stock as they implode yet again.